![]() 11/25/2013 at 18:17 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
After the jump. Have a kinja safe text. Have a 1992 "rolla" for your troubles. I know...why would you want one of those? I only want one because of child hood memories, I realize it has no reedeming features.
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Today is byelection Monday, voters in 4 ridings are going to crown their MPs. My predictions:
Bourassa: Lib
Toronto Centre: NDP. Chrystia is the new Iggy, and we all saw how well that went.
Brandon-Souris: Tory. All these polls that say the libs have the lead are basically junk. 400 people is not an appropriate sample size, The margin of error is huge.
Provencher: Tory. They would rather note vote, than vote Liberal. I welcome all your predictions!!
Edited to spell "welcome" and "not" correctly.
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going after the crown
Try them for treason and execute them. By the Will of God, the Crown belongs to the Sovereign, HM Queen Elizabeth II.
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If I had to buy a 4 door Corolla, that's the gen I would get. Best looking, economical, small enough to be somewhat fun, even available in wagon form.
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Yeah. That was poor wording. Let me fix it.
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I edited it to make more sense, but it is no less blasphemous.
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Your post still says people who are not Royals will be crowned. You are suspected of being a republican insurgent and a traitor to the Crown. Expect the Royal Canadian Mounted Police shortly.
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Oh NOOOOOOOOO!!! *arms self with snowballs* (Canadian weapon of choice).
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Hmmm... You Canadians are as dysfunctional as us Americans. Good to see that we share more than a border.
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I had one with a manual, and it was a pretty decent ride, as long as you got decent tires and kept them all inflated to the same pressure. If you didn't do that it had a very annoying vibration at 70 MPH and above, but you could fix that with an air pump and a tire gauge. I drove it for 230,000 miles, then the head gasket broke so I sold it to a mechanic friend who fixed it up and ran it up to over 300,000.
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How is holding by elections dysfunctional? I am not upset, I am just curious.
![]() 11/25/2013 at 18:51 |
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Bad polls, nobody likes the candidates, everybody bitches about the election results, and probably few vote.
![]() 11/25/2013 at 19:04 |
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Um, yes it does have a redeeming feature: reliability! Toyotas from the 80s and 90s are fucking awesome. Stop the hate. They make Today's Toyotas look Italian in comparison!
![]() 11/25/2013 at 19:23 |
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Haha well ours went some 205,000 miles until I drove it into a truck. It even ran after that, just not well.
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They are too busy invstigating the Senate. I think you are OK... Unless your real name is Mike from Canmore?